There will be a folder of funny sound effects. Things that are completely ridiculous. Cat meows, birthday jingles, a bad recording of someone saying “hummus” (which is one of Slack’s notification sound effects, by the way.) I will mandate that every button has one of these ridiculous sound effects at all times, until the sound engineer creates proper sound effects. Everything must have a sound effect. People will complain, they’ll say it doesn’t matter, that it wastes time, that it ruins the game. I won’t care. I’ll make posters and put them up on the wall. Everything must have a sound effect.

And no one will complain that a button doesn’t work ever again.

I’ve been doing a lot of user testing this week.

Next post is like, 80% written I just need to import some screenshots.